lol ok this was too funny, i had to post it
yay for smartass friend sharing this with me (they were at an in so i cut out all the spam and kept just the tells)
To sum it up.. friend went to inn and got attacked XD some pirate was trying to sell him a nice cheap back alley wench =^_^= lol poor guy, dont think he understands english all that well >.<
Anonpirate tells you, "hey"
Anonpirate tells you, "would you like a date"
Anonpirate tells you, "i can supply one"
You told Anonpirate, "dried or fresh?"
Anonpirate tells you, "if you need to get laid i can do that to"
Anonpirate tells you, "fresh"
Anonpirate tells you, "so"
Anonpirate tells you, "a date is 200 poe"
Anonpirate tells you, "geting sex is 500 poe"
You told Anonpirate, "are they already seeded?"
Anonpirate tells you, "so is it a deal"
You told Anonpirate, "I like dates"
Anonpirate tells you, "you get like 30 minites for 200 poe"
Anonpirate tells you, "is it a deal"
You told Anonpirate, "but only one isn't really enough to enjoy"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok how many girl do you want"
You told Anonpirate, "I don't want any girls! I want dates!"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok"
Anonpirate tells you, "it is 200 poe for a date"
Anonpirate tells you, "for 30 minites"
Anonpirate tells you, "you can come back for more"
Anonpirate tells you, "half now half later"
You told Anonpirate, "how are you going to get it back after 30 minutes?"
Anonpirate tells you, "do you want the deal or not"
You told Anonpirate, "I don't understand?"
Anonpirate tells you, "100 poe now 100 poe after"
Anonpirate tells you, "the date"
You told Anonpirate, "I don't think you will want the date once I have used it"
Anonpirate tells you, "yes"
You told Anonpirate, "and I would definitely like more than one at once"
Anonpirate tells you, "do you want the girl for the date yes or no"
Anonpirate tells you, "well come back for more ok"
You told Anonpirate, "no, I just want dates"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok"
Anonpirate tells you, "pay me half now half later"
You told Anonpirate, "I want more than one at a time"
Anonpirate tells you, "nvm"
You told Anonpirate, "only having one at a time is a tease"
Anonpirate tells you, "forget it"
You told Anonpirate, "but you said I could have a date"
You told Anonpirate, "now I can't have any dates?"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok come follow me ok"
You told Anonpirate, "do you store them in another room?"
Anonpirate tells you, "if you like this girl pay me 100 poe now 100 poe after the first date ok"
Anonpirate tells you, "im out side"
Anonpirate tells you, "come see here"
Anonpirate tells you, "her"
You told Anonpirate, "why do you keep your dates outside?"
You told Anonpirate, "they should be like in a pantry"
You told Anonpirate, "unless you pick them fresh"
You told Anonpirate, "k what does liking the girl have to do with getting some dates?"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok then come out side and get her"
Anonpirate tells you, "ok"
Anonpirate tells you, "come get your winch"
You told Anonpirate, "a winch?"
You told Anonpirate, "I don't need to do any heavy lifting or pulling..."
You told Anonpirate, "I'm just kinda hungry"
Anonpirate tells you, "nvm dame you are dume"
You told Anonpirate, "what?"
You told Anonpirate, "you said I could have a date"
You told Anonpirate, "also, I'm kinda upset you said I was dume"
You told Anonpirate, "Is that an insult?"
Subject: greenie abuse at the inn 
Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:53 am
, but pretty typical of inns, thats why i only go in them to be entertained 
What would life be without greenies?
