Pirate Travels

Ok, so we were bored and we thought our helmets looked pretty...so as a combination of the two we came up with....
Belle and Skye's incredible diving expedition

Enjoy

Well, we thought we'd go far and work our way back on a round the universe tour..so we got in our little spaceship and blasted our way to the moon. And who did we meet there but Clogfoot the alien!!

Quote :

Belle says, "ruh roh"
Belle says, "spaceman alert"
Clogfoot says, "yer hair doesnt fit in the helmet"
Belle says, "wait til you see skye, it sticks out the side"
Clogfoot says, "thats what i call bounce and volume!"
Belle laughs
Belle says, "Clog and the moon girls
Skyeblue says, "flobadob blib blob bleep"
Belle says, "why does this remind me of Clogs worst nightmare pic?"
Clogfoot laughs heartily
Skyeblue can hear the dr who theme tune mysteriously playing in the background
Belle laughs
Skyeblue says, "oooh weee ooooohhh"

Well....mr Clogfoot the alien..um....kinda creepy tbh...

Quote :

Clogfoot says, "have u seen hilarys new video? lol"
Mgmaya says, "hilary who??.."
Clogfoot says, "DUFF! duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol"
Belle says, "hehe"
Clogfoot says, "anyways she has a really short wig, and im all 'how does she fit all her hair under the wig without leaving a lump?""
Clogfoot says, "i like her song 'play with fire' i have it saved on my ipod as 'monerato cheese' so no one will know i secretly like her........."

busted!! *cough* yeah so anyway, sufficed to say we got outa there pretty sharpish. Yeah, so we got back into the spaceship...and well, unfortunately we crash landed..mmm yeah..oops!
So here we are..marooned on Tumult..(nothing there btw dont go) See that fish?...yeh thats all we had to eat. And so...we set off out into the ocean blue, diving helmets in check...trying to get back to civilization..and maybe find some treasure along the way..

Quote :

Skyeblue says, "eeep"
Skyeblue says, "thought u were gonna push me in"
Belle says, "i know..lol"
Skyeblue says, "lets go to quetzal docks! "
Belle says, "we can go hang"

And so..after many leagues and many deep ocean trials (another story for another day perhaps) our intrepid explorers make it back to inhabited land...collective yay!! But NO!! the land is populated by greeenies!

Quote :

Pleasepoe says, "you should take that thing off your head
Pleasepoe says, "both of you"
Belle says, "why Poe?"
Skyeblue says, "but then we'd have to look at u"
Clogfoot laughs
Belle says, "we;ve been underwater diving"
Belle says, "we walked here from Messier's Crown"
Belle says, "see this octo..latched on to me about 4 leagues back"
Belle says, "can't get rid of it"
Isthisearth says, "can u donate to me im poor"
Pleasepoe says, "boys dont like girls unless they see her face
Pleasepoe says, "me too"
Belle says, "wow good to know"
Belle says, "never taking this off"
Skyeblue says, "me too..why do you think i was under water diving for poe??"
Belle laughs, too funny Skye

But eventually, our heroines made it back to safety and the comfort of their homes....but alas! Skyeblue made it home to discover that her manor had been stolen!! and that all her money had been hidden by the evil portrait in her shack!!



But what about our other heroine? Well..someone must have known of
Belle and Skye's incredible diving expedition because upon Belle's return to one of her many property's..she discovered it was no longer there!!! Later our herione (more of a sidekick really) found out that a theif had been seen sneaking around her establishment!!



And so, much to our heriones dismay...with no wordly possessions and nowhere else to stay...the two are forced to become roomies!! AAAARRRRGGHHHH!! a truly hair-raising experience!!

Quote :

Skyeblue says, "iam the coolest lookin thing here"
Skyeblue says, "gown or pants?"
Belle says, "just keep changing..rofl"
Faleer laughs heartily
Skyeblue says, "woooooo"
Belle says, "yer baiting them up"
Skyeblue says, "sexy =D"
Skyeblue says, "i think Belle is jealous"
Skyeblue says, "look at us gooo!"
Xtibax says, "can i see yer lovely face"
Skyeblue says, "i have leprocy...u dnt want to"
Xtibax says, "oo no"
Belle says, "so just spit it out"
Belle says, "u want the bird"
Skyeblue says, "i would like the bird"
Skyeblue says, "i could transplant its beak onto my face...lost my nose a while back"
Belle laughs
Xtibax says, "jasonkol u beter stay away from skyblue she got elproce"
Belle laughs
Belle says, "you have elproce?..Skye"
Skyeblue says, "leprocy"
Xtibax says, "try not to close to u"
Skyeblue takes a swipe at Xtibax
Xtibax says, "thats helmet help us not to get leprocy"
Jasonkol laughs
Skyeblue says, "now u have leprocy too ^^"

Quote :

Skyeblue says, "well now uve ruined my pose"
says,
Krackerz says, "shad up"
Skyeblue says, "i had the perfect catwalk look goin"
Krackerz says, "no one cares -_-"
Skyeblue says, "ooooo"
Krackerz says, "*sighs*"
Skyeblue laughs...chillax man
Krackerz says, "rockybb gun'na get u for dis sky"
Skyeblue says, "u see that?"
Skyeblue says, "Krackerz says, "rockybb gun'na get u for dis sky""
Belle says, "u scared i bet"
Skyeblue hides behind Belle
Belle says, "yeah..can konk them on the head"
Belle says, "Belle will protect Skye...lol"
Faleer kicks rocky
Belle laughs
Belle says, "here he is"
Rockybb says, "OW"
Skyeblue says, "rockybb gonna get me?"
Rockybb says, "yeah,its my orders"
Rockybb takes out seaking bazooka
Belle says, "hey..Belle conks Rocky on head with helmet"
Rockybb thinks, "another day,another stuipid person i have to kill"
Belle says, "he's down..lol"
Rockybb seeks to sky and shoots da rocket
Belle is quaking
Belle says, "man get more original than that"
Faleer is shaking in his lime lined boots
Belle says, "Rocky....that's not very original"
Rockybb says, "i know"
Rockybb says, "dis is"
Belle says, "the glare off yer head may kill her"
Skyeblue giggles
Rockybb shoots sky with his death rays
Skyeblue says, "ask whatshisface y he couldnt do all this?"
Belle says, "yeah..why he have to get u"
Faleer says, "are you his nonpusssay side? /e drags the other guy back here"
Rockybb says, "die u idiot"

Your conversations fill me with SUCH JOY!
I have been missing out on dock life

What fules lmao
x x

For you diving helmet wearing babes. Just know that diving helmets are now IN FASHION

http://www.threadless.com/product/845/In_Oceanic_Fashion

These aren't really piratey travels, I just thought I'd post because Maddiver called me a liar about Yoke and I being from Periwinkle originally.

Originally I sent Maddiver This Link.

But that wasn't proof enough. So...


Based on the layout of the Ice Ocean, Periwinkle is the newest ocean to be added to the production line although it is still (clearly) in the beta-testing stages.



Hope You Enjoyed Diver!

For Maddiver

Yoke and I fighting Maddiver The Maddiver on Periwinkle

That is some crazy shit! Not a green or blue ocean I am so confused

lol Maddiver the Mad Diver

Is that a joke or what?
Because you confused me already

Elve

Elve wrote:

Is that a joke or what?
Because you confused me already

maybe a joke based on a truth? Myth?

I love how yoke suicided in the SF

wow is that real? Periwinkle Ocean?

Well TTF am asking

Elve

Skelaton wrote:

wow is that real? Periwinkle Ocean?

Periwinkle, has, and will always be, a real Ocean. The problem is it isn't a production ocean and never will be. Originally created by OMs as a way for brand-spanking new OMs to test out there God-like powers without fundamentally messing up the game; no players are allowed on the ocean as it is not in production. Hypnos referenced it in a blog somewhere although I can't find the linkl; I'm not as good at Faulkston at these things. The image of Cephalopod on Periwinkle is a rebuttal to a "What is an elite pillage?" thread. The image you see of Yoke and I is fake, sorry if it looks real.

P.S. Your SF board should never have to read "Chainsaws" at the top.

You're being trained to be n OM!?

Elve

Elve wrote:

You're being trained to be n OM!?

Elve

If only...

Tomrizzo wrote:

The image you see of Yoke and I is fake, sorry if it looks real.

I think Elve missed this bit.

Jackanape wrote:

Tomrizzo wrote:

The image you see of Yoke and I is fake, sorry if it looks real.

I think Elve missed this bit.

No I didn't... From where's that background? A BK?

Elve

The image background is from Maddiver The Maddiver. Very similiar to Barnabas the Pales.