So this be the story of Lysear's magical camouflaged tent, hidden in the depths of Edgar's Choice....
So once upon a time 2 uber sexy pirates (that would be me and Maddiver
) happened upon the legendary tent of Lysear... The tent was difficult to find as he had cleverly disguised it with a cloaking mechanism, one that made the tent look like an ordinary trough, only recognisable by the sleeping pig he had stationed outside to guard his possesions.
One day, closer to the present
, Beotian happened to be rambling through the woods on Edgar's with me when I decided to reveal to him the location of the tent, for partying purposes of course
I sent Beotian back to home to fetch various things to decorate Lysear's tent with as a suprise for him when he returned. Innocently standing watch over the tent.....
When all of a sudden I was taken by suprise!! (Luckily Beo hadn't left the island yet and managed to dash to defend me!) It was the evil OsamaBinnyLaden come to bomb the tent and all of Lysear's belongings!!
Beo's keen eye caught sight of something lurking...
It was Osama's death tiger!!
We matched the terrorists in number but did we in strength? Beo bravely took the first step in defending Lysear's tent as I looked on in fear. I knew he was strong enough to fight some of Hunter's finest sfers, but against Osama's death tiger I couldn't be sure...
With the death tiger slaughtered we only had Osama himself to take care of.
He made a dig about western Europe which made me see red!! I had to remove this terrible man and I challenged him the only way I knew how...
A swordfight to the death!! Needless to say I won, I am that good after all
My Grand-master status was no match for his able!
I ordered the nasty man to leave and never attempt an attack on Lysear's amazing camoufllaged tent again!
Osama admitted defeat and fled from the island. We don't quite know but we've heard he's hiding in a cave somewhere, or possibly up a tree... You never can be too sure these days
PARTY TIIIIIMEEEEE!!!
Beo supplied us with liquornbooze and we got suitably trashed
(Tom appeared during the partying which of course lifted the mood ^^)
An invite back to Crab's pad was too good to ignore by us two drunken rock maniacs, we gotta maintain the rep ya know
Lysear's tent was safe for another day
Or was it........
The end